usoppin around the christmas tree

Can I touch you?

yes

longnose:

Oops… Late again…

[Usopp places a hand on the strap of his messenger bag and oh so casually walks through the doors of the school, hoping he could sneak into whatever class period was going on right now.]

[/walks around humming with his hands in his pockets and his eyes closed and then BAM bumps into Usopp and makes him fall down]

[/opens eyes, startled] Oh, are you alright? [/kneels down to look at his face more closely and stares deeply into Usopp’s chocolatey dark brown eyes or something]

…………..

[What an unpleasant way to start the morning!! Poor Usopp-kun had been swiped right off his feet! Just who could be his dastardly offender?! He turns his gaze upward and—OH! C-Could it be…??? Y-yes, it was! Usopp’s delicate little heart just would not calm down. The gorgeous amber yellow eyes of his highly revered Eustass-sama peered into his own chocolatey dark brown eyes, and if he had not been mistaken, only a few inches forward and his nose would meet tip-to-tip with the other’s. He nearly swooned.]

….

[Oh. He really did swoon. How embarrassing. Of course, he couldn’t feel embarrassed for himself since he had fallen unconscious at that very moment. But he definitely would once his blood started flowing properly again.]

eustass:

longnose:

Oops… Late again…

[Usopp places a hand on the strap of his messenger bag and oh so casually walks through the doors of the school, hoping he could sneak into whatever class period was going on right now.]

[/walks around humming with his hands in his pockets and his eyes closed and then BAM bumps into Usopp and makes him fall down]

[/opens eyes, startled] Oh, are you alright? [/kneels down to look at his face more closely and stares deeply into Usopp’s chocolatey dark brown eyes or something]

…………..

[/Suddenly finds himself on the floor. He rubs the pain in his nose from the unexpected contact and looks up to see who had knocked him down.]

……..URK

[/He nearly pukes his sugar-coated corn puff cereal breakfast straight out of his digestive system as he sees a pair of urine-yellow eyes peering down at him. Damn it, why did this firecrotch asshole always have to find a way to harass him even when he wasn’t paying attention? He sighed.]

Oops… Late again…

[Usopp places a hand on the strap of his messenger bag and oh so casually walks through the doors of the school, hoping he could sneak into whatever class period was going on right now.]

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